I can’t believe my wife called me “papasan.” It was the first time in a very long time. I must be doing something right. Ah, that’s right. I AM doing something right. Allow me to explain how to get back on your wife’s good side. Stop drinking. I don’t mean stopping completely. That would be asking too much. I’m only human. But stop missing the last train, sleeping in until 2:00 and stinking up the house. Stop spending more than your allowance. Or in my case - just stop spending. That means you are going to have to sacrifice seeing the only people in this world that keep you from dying a long death. You might as well just put on a black suit and carry around a briefcase wherever you go. Learn how NOT to say “why,” ask questions or make requests that have anything to do with having fun. Because as we all know, having fun costs money and usually includes drinking. Learn more Japanese. Ahem… yeah so um. Pretty easy. OH. I forgot. Find a really good job. LOL! Man. I hope this recipe works; otherwise, I’m f$#%ed.
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2 Comments posted on "Getting back on her good side"
The Warrior on April 4th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
If she is calling you “papasan” you might becoming the salaryman of her dreams.
Nick Ramsay on April 4th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
That’s sound advice. I still have lots of work to do! You must be logged in to post a comment. |
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