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Blogging direct from Kobe, Japan

Gaijin isn't a bad word. There just isn't any
other word to describe us. And besides, I'm
different and I like it that way. Why else would
I decide to leave San Francisco and live here
forever? So that I can eat good food? Maybe.

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12-08-2007
No touch rule book

Filed Under (Marriage) by Mike

There has got to be a rule book somewhere that states the correct times to touch women. I don’t know, but when I want to cop a feel I seem to always get the same reaction. It’s like I’m a starnger at a bar…which in a way is kinda sexy…BUT I jst wanna cop a feel with MY wife. Is it too much to ask?

Let’s look at this scenario. We’ve finished dinner and are watching a movie. The actors are starting to go at it and I start my man encroach. She senses this and starts to run all the while knowing that she is eventually gonna have to give it up; me being the dominant male and man of the house and all, LOL. So I figure I have 2 minutes until the romance crap is done in the movie and I can get back to watchin’ the flick…so I JUMP! She avoids the attack and begins coyishly high voicing in that I-don’t-wanna-play-with-you. Failure again.

After the entire few minute episode, we settle back on the sofa and continue our Saturday night date.

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4 Comments posted on "No touch rule book"

sluggo on December 9th, 2007 at 5:49 am

Hah… Your wife doesn’t read your blog, does she? How nice it must be to have the ability to write what you really think and not worry about the ramifications!

The Warrior on December 10th, 2007 at 3:47 pm

I think the picture is quite fitting for this post.

Vecko on December 11th, 2007 at 8:12 am

ah so its the dry season for ya huh Mike. oh well you know what they say “A right hand is a mans best friend”

Mike on December 29th, 2007 at 10:01 am

Drier and drier everyday…Did I mention she’s a great cook?

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